Shoot for the moon, because even if you fail you made a rocket to get you into space which is more impressive than Karen on Facebook with her 17 kids and a wheelbarrow.
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.
I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a mermaid, then always be a mermaid.
No one’s really keeping track of how many times you screw up, so chill the fuck out.