If you’re ever having a bad day, just remember that in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2,300. It’s now worth $70,000,000,000.
Don’t worry about me, worry about your eyebrows.
Today I ate a cupcake without sprinkles, diets are hard.
Unleash your inner awesome.
A simple life lesson to avoid getting hurt: never trust someone who dislikes dessert.