Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.
I’m glad it’s Friday. This week f*cking killed me!
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived with them. See the difference?
Don’t just talk about it, be about it.
Life is all about ass. You’re either married to an ass, divorced from an ass or trying to forget an ass. You’re either working your ass off, sweating your ass off, laughing your ass off, kicking ass, kissing ass...