Quotes Posted by: thedailyquotes

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

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I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.

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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information.

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information.

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Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.

Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.

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It’s a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.

It’s a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.

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Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.

Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.

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Well, well, well, how the turntables.

Well, well, well, how the turntables.

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I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.

I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.

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Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.