Quotes Posted by: thedailyquotes

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say, I’ll be poor.

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say, I’ll be poor.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.

I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.

I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

A half truth is a whole lie.

A half truth is a whole lie.

Life’s good, you should get one.

Life’s good, you should get one.

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.