I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane.

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

Life’s good, you should get one.

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

If I ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes.

Smile. You’re cute.

Life is a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.