Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

If I ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes.

Smile. You’re cute.

Life is a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.