Letterkenny
Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious.
Four-leaf clover, make a wish. I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward buddy.
Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.
Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.
What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.
It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.
You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?
You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.
Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!