Letterkenny

I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation.

Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach.

When you are bringing complaints to someone, they’ll be more receptive to alter into their behavior if you make it your problem, rather then placing the blames on them.

Well, there is nothing better than a good fart

Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.

The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!

…to be fair…

It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.

You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.