Sarcastic

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

Life’s good, you should get one.

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.

My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.

Let’s share…you’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.