Sarcastic

My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.

People say that laughter is the best medicine…your face must be curing the world.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

Find your patience before I lose mine.

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.