Sarcastic

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.

People say that laughter is the best medicine…your face must be curing the world.

My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Let’s share…you’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.