Michael Scott
You should never settle for who you are.
I’m not superstitious. But I’m a little stitious.
Is there a god? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus’s dad?
Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.
Would I rather be feared or loved? That’s easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
I know the crap out of women.
Survival can be summed up in three words — never give up. That’s the heart of it, really. Just keep trying.
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