Michael Scott

You should never settle for who you are.

I’m not superstitious. But I’m a little stitious.

Is there a god? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus’s dad?

Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

Would I rather be feared or loved? That’s easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I know the crap out of women.

Survival can be summed up in three words — never give up. That’s the heart of it, really. Just keep trying.