Alice in Wonderland

Off with her head!

“It wasn’t very civil of you to sit down without being invited,” said the March Hare.

“You mean you ca’n’t take less,” said the Hatter: “It’s very easy to take more than nothing.”

How funny it’ll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downwards! The antipathies, I think—

“you see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags it’s tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.”

“we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

“I ca’n’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir,” said Alice, “because I am not myself, you see.”

“Who are you?”

“The best way to explain it is to do it.”

“I’m older than you, and must know better.”