Alice in Wonderland

“Speak English!” said the Eaglet. “I don’t know the meaning of half those long words, and, what’s more, I don’t believe you do either!”

“I’m older than you, and must know better.”

“The best way to explain it is to do it.”

“Who are you?”

“I ca’n’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir,” said Alice, “because I am not myself, you see.”

“we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

“you see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags it’s tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.”

Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.

“You mean you ca’n’t take less,” said the Hatter: “It’s very easy to take more than nothing.”

“It wasn’t very civil of you to sit down without being invited,” said the March Hare.