Alice in Wonderland

“you see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags it’s tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.”

Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.

“You mean you ca’n’t take less,” said the Hatter: “It’s very easy to take more than nothing.”

“It wasn’t very civil of you to sit down without being invited,” said the March Hare.

Off with her head!